I always loved rolling dice, it’s my favorite pass time. It reminds me how this world is just a bunch of randomness… And that sometimes I will get a little bit lucky. One night I was locked up in my room for “using the lord’s name in vain” , so I just started rolling my favorite d20. I then rolled 20 200 times in a row. After the 200th 20 a glowing orb appeared in my room. The orb started materializing into “RNGesus”, he said I am the luckiest person in the world. he the said, “there is a prize for such luckiness… the unleashing of the true religion”. he then put the entire religion into my mind, and into every other future believers mind. join me on finishing the holy book of this religion!!